Hanging out with my good friend, @judd147t. http://t.co/Yo8K5E4a #snooker #bbcsnooker
RT @hungbunny: @callmearnold Me too. And I had my “off he went with a trumpetty-trump” tweet all ready to go…
When I say “kicking”, I mean stylish Liz Lemon style kick-dancing. Very stylish. Very stylish indeed.
Have Facebook? Ever heard my music and thought, “Huh, not bad”? Then please ‘like’ http://t.co/jawa5O7O ‘cause currently only two people do.
My Russian stepmother on today’s #dealornodeal: “Maybe she will not sleep for a year. Maybe suicide.”
Meet Creepy Egg-Face Man. He judges you for accidentally piercing the yolk. He is a terrible person. http://t.co/2GhW7Ce0
I’m playing at the Holborn Rose and Crown with my covers band in Shields tonight if anyone fancies it! We’ll be on around 9.
“The Lord says this: … I shall watch over the fat.” (Ezekiel 34:11-12. 15-47) Amen.